Building on The Republican race: Five degrees of climate denial, extended to the full seven stages:

Stage 1: Denial
Pre 2010 - The climate is not changing.
Stage 2: Ignorance
2010 - The climate might be changing, or it might not, we just don't know.
Stage 3: GAIA Bashing
2014 - Climate change is real, but it’s natural.
Stage 4: We so tiny
2016 - Climate change is real, but humans aren't the primary cause.
Stage 5: We so poor
2018 - OK, humans are the primary cause, but we can't afford to do anything about it.
Stage 6: Acceptance
2020 - This is awful, why didn't you tell us it would be this bad!?!?
Stage 7: Revert to Form
2024 - We would have fixed the climate if it wasn't for Obama.