Public Service Announcement: Wealth Induced Tech Bro Sociopathy

Do you, or someone you know, suffer from the following symptoms?

• Willful ignorance of history because doing otherwise might impact your bottom line? Mark Zuckerberg

• Do you equate self-driving cars with dismembering journalists? Uber

• Do you take umbrage at women’s suffrage? Peter Theil

• Is your name Marc Andreessen?

Then you might be suffering from Wealth Induced Tech Bro Sociopathy, an old disease currently experiencing an outbreak in Silicon Valley. Marked by a blithe disregard for human life, impassiveness to human suffering, and an unhealthy obsession with the number of commas in your net worth.

If you, or someone you know, have any of these symptoms then enroll in my online class, “Normal Human Emotions for Tech Bros”. In it you will learn new and powerful skills like:

• Giving an actual fuck about other people.

Enroll today!